Bird in the Big Blue House

What a day, nightmare journey to 'up norf' to see his relatives (although funnily enough its usually me that takes them!) Got train up to london which was delayed for the entire journey and caused us to catch the 'up norf' train with only 2 minutes to spare!
Anyway, ever tried changing a babies nappy in a train toilet?....if no then dont even bother!!
Little bloke hates changing tables bigtime anyway and the wonky one in the corner of the smelly toilet reduced him to hysterics as soon as he saw it, decided to change him standing up (standing on the toilet lid) still hysterical and snotty and as soon as the nappy is off so his his lil sprinkler, all over his clothes and running all over the toilet lid and onto the floor. He ended up being carried back to his seat trouserless with slightly soggy socks!! Bless im!!

Am getting married in just under 2 months, have no enthusiasm about it at all, not sure why..just dont.
I tried my dress on....hmm its a dress, i dont do dresses
Its not how i imagined it to be

Had arranged weeks ago to go and see how my baby bruv has settled in at university now hes been there all of 5 weeks! Very well it seems judging by the wholesale size box of 'unmentionables' on view in his bathroom...
Anyway, my eldest daughter put her name down for a paper round when she turned 13 a few weeks back and we got a phonecall yesterday saying there was a round available but she had to start today..
That put paid to all our arrangements as the paper is a 'paid for' one so has to be delivered by 6pm without fail....we got back to the house at 5.15 tonite, a whole lot earlier than planned and after nearly 3 hours on poxy trains coming back from his uni!!
Poor little sausage is out there getting soaked right now as its pissing down!!

My wedding dress that is....cant really say anymore than that....

Half term, for those of us that work in schools, is for us to get a much needed rest.

So what exactly am i doing to 'rest' then....er well the girls have got friends round to go to a disco at the local school and then they are sleeping over....silly me!!

Oi blokie, I can do this too...you sneaked into my favourite website so ave it!